- person: so what music are you into?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted
i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital
dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit